To the lovely wishingcas Happy Birthday!♥
[SEXUAL FRUSTRATION INTENSIFIES]
If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
Wayne Brady, throwing shade at white people and America’s education since 1998
My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.
look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.